Welcome to
TheSolutionToAllYourProblems
 

  

I'm Qazfan, or Qaz. I've made this web site to help you solve problems that you never knew you had, like not being fluent enough at Pig Latin, and problems of which you might have been slightly aware on 0ccasions, like not being able to think of what to draw, or not even remotely understanding a complex and long-winded sentence, which could possibly be considered a run-on, due to the fact that it could be a paragraph in itself, though you might want to throw a brief introductory sentence into said paragraph, just to provide a bit of variation in sentence length, as most English teachers recommend.

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Problem One
Lack of Entertainment
 

  
SOLUTION- Do one, some, or all of the following:

Draw

16,967.2 circles
Abandoned house
African village
Airplane
Alien
Angel
Ape
Apple core
Ballerinas
Basket
Bicycle
Bird
Candy
Car
Castle
Cat
Cherries
Chess set
Chimney
Choir
Clock
Computer
Crown
Daisy Duck
Dexter of Dexter’s Lab
Dice and cards
Everything on this list- all on one page
Fairy
Fish
Flashback
Flower
Forest (for the trees)
Former president
Frog
Furniture
Gargoyle
Geek
Gem
Ghost
Gnome
Halloween Costume
Hamburglar
Hand
Hats
Haunted house
Headless chicken
Hearts
Hot air balloon
Human version of disease
Ice skates
Insect
Invent mascot for Windex
Jack-in-the-box
Jewelry
Lace
Ladybug City
Lamp
Leaves
Main character of movie you haven’t seen
Marble game
Marker
Medieval weapons
Minotaur
Musketeer
Narwhal
Orchestra
Paper doll
Peach
Pedestal
Personified light bulbs
Picture from a textbook
Pine tree
Pineapple
Pirate
Planets
Pokemon
Quaker oatmeal guy
Rabbit
Rat
Rhino
RobotRocket ship
Ronald McDonaldRoom
Scribble
Singer
Snowman
Someone based on a photo of yourself
Someone reading a letter
Spider
Squirrel
Stained glass window
Statue
Stick person
Sun
Teacher
Toddler looking at bug
Turtle
Valentine
Wedding dress
Your foot
Your name
Your pet as a human
Your sibling as an animal
Your state animal
Zombie

Sing

Memorize a song that you like
Hum
Write a song
Sing the song that gets on everybody's nerves
See how quietly you can sing
Record yourself singing "Do YOU Know the Muffin Man?", then listen to it to see how well you can sing
Yodel in public to embarrass the people next to you
Sing below someone's window
Sing in the shower
Play an instrument
Try playing something you don't know how to  play
Make your own instrument
         Rubber band harp
         Drums
         Bottle flute
Play glasses
Blow on grass to make funny noises

Use the computer

Internet
Program stuff
Make music
Make pictures
Make a font
Read
Write
Do taxes
Organize files

Read

The newspaper
A magazine
Terms and conditions of everything you're a member of
The Bible
Harry Potter
A book
Dictionary
Poem
Shakespeare
Your assignment
Wikipedia
Pamphlet
Alphabet soup
Self help guide
Traffic sign
Instruction manual
Cereal box
Telephone book
This list

Play outside

Jump rope!
Hula hoop
Pretend to be a vampire shriveling up in the sunlight
Get a tan (or some massive sunburn)
Cops and robbers
Capture the flag
Tag
         Line tag
         Freeze tag
         Needle tag
         Structure tag
         Zombie tag
         Medic tag
         Price tag
Dodge ball
         Medic
         War
         Bombardment
         Four-sided
         Free-for-all
Pigs in the mud
Sidewalk chalk
Make faces at passing cars
Snowball fight
Water balloon fight
Squirt gun fight
Red rover
Sheep and wolves
Duck, duck, goose
Rhino, amoeba, goose
Four square
Basketball
Handball
Football
Soccer
King of the hill
Badminton
Volleyball
Tennis
Ice skating
Baseball
Kickball
Mud pies
Hopscotch
Porcupine
Tug-o-war
Frisbee
Make fort
Play house
Swim
Play in sandbox
Race
Leapfrog

With friend(s), indoors

Truth or dare
Board game (see games)
Play house
Pretend to be spies
Spy on your parents. Don't let them see you. Report back to headquarters.
Staring contest
Laughing contest (Stare at each other. Whoever laughs first loses. Talking is okay, tickling is not.)
Video games
Say tongue twisters
Argue about pointless things
Have a pillow fight
Talk about your favorite web site (this one, obviously)
Ask them repeatedly what they want to do
Tea party
Torture Barbies
Do the chicken dance while your friend videotapes it (hope it doesn't show up at your wedding)
Shout at each other in Pig Latin or German

Imagine

You are a spy
You are a cop
You are taking over the world
You are profoundly not smart
Your own little world
Your parents' reaction to an "F" on your report card
How you will run away to join the circus
What you would do with a billion dollars
You are a super hero
You are an explorer
You can travel time
The ground is covered in lava/ alligators, so you can't touch it
You are a director
You are a werewolf
You are surrounded by monsters
You are an astronaut
You are a pirate (watch out for ninjas)
You are a ninja (watch out for pirates)
You are a figment of a figment of your imagination
A new set of rules and curriculum for your school
An imaginary friend

When I can't fall asleep

See IMAGINE
Count sheep
Come up with a story to explain why people count sheep
Count your hairs
Recite your multiplication tables silently
Memorize alphabet backwards
Practice Pig Latin

Animate

See DRAW
Frame by frame
Transitional
Claymation
Blinkies

Watch TV

Find good show
Count how many times a politician blinks during speech
Count how many channels you have
Watch snow on screen

Talk

About the weather
About how much homework you haven't done
About your teachers
About how world peace can be achieved
To yourself
In another language
About the Muffin Man
About where you would go if you could go anywhere
About what you would do with a billion dollars
About your dream house
About how you will become famous

Watch a movie

From the library
Go to theater
Rent movie
Have movie marathon
Watch something you have
Watch something repeatedly until you know it by heart
Watch Youtube clips

Take over the world
          See Neesboy's guide to taking over the world

Plan your life out

Make a resolution for every day of the year
Or every month
Or every year
Decide what you will have accomplished every five years

Write

A story
A poem
A song
An autobiography
Fan fiction
A comic
A play
A list
A letter

Improve the world

Clean up litter
Join Girl/Boy Scouts
Hug your parents
Serve food at homeless shelter
Sign up to help with/ donate to hurricane relief
Make a poster
Walk, don't drive
Smile :D
Plant a tree

Homework

Do it
Procrastinate
Organize it
Feed it to the dog

Study

Read the whole section
Quiz yourself
Memorize the vocabulary
Take notes

Relax

See READ
Nap
Yoga
Sit down and do nothing
Lie down and do nothing 

Gain knowledge

See READ
Memorize the elements
Learn to speak Pig Latin
Write a research paper
Ask people questions

Be kind

Bake cookies for someone
Smile
Invite someone to sit with you
Give  people candy
Give people stuff
Give Mom/Dad a shoulder massage
Do the dishes

Listen to music

On the computer
On your mp3 player
At a concert
At a recital
On radio
On stereo system

See a play

On the internet
That you borrow from the library
At a theater
At a school

Go to an event

Competition
Game
Story time at the library
Movie
Play
Musical
Exhibition

Create

See DRAW
Origami
Alter ego
See COOK
Snow fort
Literary character
Pompom creature
Shadowbox
Web page
Fire (not for playing with)
Furniture
Excuses for later use
Pair of socks
Club

Practice

Pig Latin
Instrument
Singing
Drawing
HTML
Game

Play a game

Board game
Card game
Made up game
See PLAY OUTSIDE
Syllable game (Take turns listing words with a predetermined number of syllables)
Ghost
Alphabet
License plate

Cook

Cake
Cookies
Appetizers
Meals
Pie
Dessert
Toast

Join

Club
Web site
Society
Class 

Photograph

Be antisocial

In a corner
With your DS
With book
Video game
Draw
Do homework
Write
Talk on cell
Text

Smile

Try it. It's fun!

Shop

For clothes
For a house
Online
For groceries
For a gift

Communicate

E-mail
Call on cell
Call on phone
Send letter
Face to face
On blogs
On boards
In Morse code

Contemplate

Your place in the universe
Your place in line
Which came first: The chicken or the egg?
If a tree falls in a forest, but nobody's around, does it make a sound?
What is the meaning of life? (Four letter word, etc.)
Does it make a difference whether you are happy or sad?
Do you want fries with that? 

Rob a bank

In real life
In Monopoly
In your imagination

Preen

Trim your nails
Brush your teeth
Floss
Brush your hair
Wash behind your ears

Play with pet

Daydream

Exercise

DDR
No, playing Wii is NOT exercise
See PLAY OUTSIDE
Do sport
Pull ups
Push ups
Sit ups
Stretch
Aerobics
Dance

Clean

Your room
Your dishes
Your house
Yourself
Your sister

Observe

Ant
Picture book
Art
People
Wall

Organize

Your locker/ desk
Your backpack
Your life
Your hair
Your papers
Your room

Stare absentmindedly into space

Obtain a useless talent

Learn to speak Pig Latin
Learn to do handstands
Learn to turn cartwheels
Learn to twitch your nose
Learn to raise one eyebrow
Lean to fold your tongue in three
Learn to cross your eyes
Learn to whistle
Learn to speak Klingon
Learn to use a card catalog

Impress your peers

See OBTAIN A USELESS TALENT
Jump off a cliff
Learn magic tricks
Balance a broom on your nose
Learn to fly
Juggle
Impress yourself
Keep your resolutions
Get all “A+”s
Learn something useful
Be nice for a week

Be jealous

Of that
And that
And that
And that
And that
And that
And that
And that
And that
And that
And that
And that
And that
And that
And that
And that
And that
Etc.

Plot revenge

Against your teachers
Against the world
Against that one kid who chewed on your pencil in kindergarten

Play video games

By yourself
In a tournament
With a friend
With a parent
With an enemy

Earn money

Bake sale
Mow lawns
Car wash
Do chores
Return bottles
Baby-sit
See ROB BANK

Exist

Go on vacation

Build

Lego structures
Toothpick castles
Models
Empire

Walk to

Grocery store
Friend's house
Library
Ice cream Parlor
Mailbox

Pace

Fold laundry

For yourself
For your family
Into origami

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Problem Two
Parent Troubles
 

  

Do your parents ground you constantly/ blame everything your siblings do on you/ annoy you to no end/ not trust you? The solution is simple. Be patient. You'll like your parents eventually, 89% guaranteed.

If you aren't patient enough, just run away to Mongolia instead.
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Problem Three
Sibling Troubles
 

  

You will get along with your siblings far better if you have something in common. Join the same website, do activities together, or find something you already have in common. You could also talk about school, teachers, and homework. If you have a younger sibling, they will be eager to know about what awaits them in future classes, and if you have an older sibling, they will be happy to tell you how much homework they have to do and what they have to learn.

If you can't find something to talk about that doesn't become tiresome quickly, then do fun stuff together. You can set up a little stand to trade trinkets with a younger sibling. You can set up boxes outside each of your doors, then put little surprises inside every so often.

If your problem still isn't solved, it's probably because you're the worst sibling anyone could ask for. Perhaps you pick on your brothers or sisters, or are just plain annoying. If this is the case, all you need to do is quit being annoying or mean, and ignore it when your siblings are annoying or mean.

If all else fails, run away to Mongolia.
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Problem Four
Making Friends
 

  

Solution 1- Smile. Don't be shy. Pick someone who's not shy, and imitate them. Say hi to people.

Solution 2- Wallow in your misery and be unhappy for the rest of your life, because it's totally worth wasting years just to be sad.

Solution 3- Go find out if Mongolians are friendly.
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Problem Five
Math
 

  
There are many ways to go about fixing this problem. First, you can talk to your math teacher. You may need to put more effort into memorizing things. You can ask an older sibling or parent for help understanding lessons. You can study next year's math over the summer with a workbook, so you'll have an easier time doing it when the time comes. You can get a tutor. As a last resort, you could pay attention in class.
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Problem Six
Drawing
 

  

You can get drawing books at your library, or you can find more internet guides. Try tracing or copying stuff for practice. The more you practice, the better you will be. (It can take years, so be patient.)

For inspiration and ideas, you can look at others' art. If you can't skip school to go to an art gallery, you can just look at DeviantArt.
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Problem Seven
Inadiquate Kowledge of Pig Latin
 

  

This is a Pig Latin translator.

This is a guide to speaking Pig Latin.

Please note that there are different ways to speak Pig Latin. When a word starts with a vowel sound, some add yay to the end, others add hay, and others add way. Some people don't change it at all for vowels. I prefer to use yay. Some people only move the first letter, not the first sound of the word. I move the sound when it is a consonant blend.

In addition to this, you can change the language yourself. For instance, you can add i (eye) to the end instead of ay. I call this variation Hoggish.

You may also enjoy learning Ubbi Dubbi. This site explains it and translates it. Like Pig Latin, Ubbi Dubbi takes lots of practice if you plan to speak fluently, but it is easier for people who don't know it to understand Ubbi Dubbi.
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Problem Eight
Getting to Mongolia
 

  

This is a map of Mongolia.

If getting to Mongolia is still a problem, just go to a neighbor's house instead.
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Problem Nine
Computer Troubles
 

  

Solution- Get a Mac.

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